???:MY NAME IS DERPEROR!THE KOO KOO BIRD OF DARKNESS
PERRACT:Derperor is the evil koo koo bird that trapped me and tought me to be mean!
PERRACT:And now he's trying to destroy Golden Koo Koo!
KROO KROO:Wait...if HE IS a koo koo bird,and the golden koo koo keeps KOO KOO BIRDS alive,then WHY!?
PERRACT:He has a crystal,it keeps him alive.